Is this just a coincidence?
NASA's Solar Dynamics Observatory caught an extreme ultraviolet flash from a huge eruption on the sun Sunday night.
The solar flare spewed from sunspot 1402, a region of the sun that has become agitated lately, which is similar to the recent agitation erupting from the Republican Party who can't stand Newt, but are stuck with him just the same. (be careful what you wish for)
Several NASA satellites, including the Solar Dynamics Observatory, the Solar Heliospheric Observatory and the STEREO spacecraft, observed the massive sun storm- right after Newt's big win.
Scientists are equating the strength of the sunspot with the same blinding brilliance emanating from the hair of the third Mrs.Gingrich, Callista, but could not speculate as to this bizarre phenomenon being the cause of the solar agitation, although they warned looking directly at Mrs. Gingrich's hair without eye protection could cause temporary blindness.
A barrage of charged particles were triggered by the outburst from Gingrich when he accused President Obama of being "The Food Stamp President." These particles are expected to hit Earth at around 9 a.m. ET Tuesday, and could wipe out the magnetic strips on EBT cards rendering them unusable.
Scientists call these electromagnetic bursts from Gingrich, "coronal mass ejections of the bloviating kind," and can produce potentially harmful geomagnetic storms, and cause harmful side effects on the American psyche with symptoms ranging from mild depression to bursts of outrage where victims throw objects at their television screens. Pet owners are advised to keep pets indoors during this time.
A preliminary inspection of SOHO/STEREO imagery suggests that eruptions will deliver a strong glancing blow to Earth's magnetic field on Jan. 24-25. The "Gingrich" flare was rated an M9-class eruption, which is most harmful to those in the M-(iddle) class-class.
The sun's activity waxes and wanes on an 11-year cycle, which is strikingly similar to the duration of Gingrich's marriage vows.
Some have approximated Gingrich's ego the size of Jupiter the gas planet, but scientists noticed it appeared to be expanding at an alarming rate, right after he announced his presidential candidacy.
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| "Twinkle, twinkle, little Newt." |
Some believe his expansion could reach the size of a super nova-a stellar explosion that throws large clouds of gas and dust into space.
Super novas blaze so brightly that they can be seen at distances of up to 10 billion light years.
After exploding the star collapses in on itself becoming what is called a "white dwarf," a pale, dim, dull little star.
Some have categorized the Newt Effect as nothing more than a burst of hot air, while others see it as a dangerous anomaly.
One scientist remarked," The Newt Effect is like nothing we have ever encountered before, it could reach a critical mass sometime around November of this year."
Only time will tell.
Maybe if we just ignore it..
it will go away, like a bad dream
you'd rather forget.
Let's hope so for our sake.
ickenittle
Super novas blaze so brightly that they can be seen at distances of up to 10 billion light years.
After exploding the star collapses in on itself becoming what is called a "white dwarf," a pale, dim, dull little star.
Some have categorized the Newt Effect as nothing more than a burst of hot air, while others see it as a dangerous anomaly.
One scientist remarked," The Newt Effect is like nothing we have ever encountered before, it could reach a critical mass sometime around November of this year."
Maybe if we just ignore it..
it will go away, like a bad dream
you'd rather forget.
Let's hope so for our sake.
ickenittle
1 comment:
Love it! Too funny.
Kristin
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